whoatakeiteasyman:

no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.

actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

flowerette:

my queen tbh

flowerette:

my queen tbh

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

amargedom:

Sarah Paulson - American Horror Story.

amargedom:

Sarah Paulson - American Horror Story.

There is someone in my head, but it’s not me.
Pink Floyd | Brain Damage (via poetisch) ←

oomshi:

its ok if you don’t follow me on tumblr as long as you follow me into bed