chapters-in-my-diary:

I was going through the newspapers today and saw this.

chapters-in-my-diary:

I was going through the newspapers today and saw this.

radgoku:

i dont think my friends understand. when i say my room is messy i dont mean “cute” messy where i have a jacket hanging here and there i mean messy as in fuckin trash island where garbage citizens hold elections over who will become the next trash overlord it’s f*ckin gross

-stupid-:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

clavid:

ogfoodnun:

why is he so happy

Jesus Christ he just gave birth let him have his moment

clavid:

ogfoodnun:

why is he so happy

Jesus Christ he just gave birth let him have his moment

gh0stpixie:

Cosmo Tip 5437:
Secretly use super glue instead of lube so you can be together forever

Wait for someone who bumps mouths clumsily with yours cos they’re too busy smiling to kiss you properly. Yeah. Wait for that.
klotru:

I’ll tell you when to stop

klotru:

I’ll tell you when to stop

teatattoo:

SHOWERS ARE FUCKING INCREDIBLE. OH UR SKIN FEELS STICKY? SHOWER. HAIR A LITTLE GREASY? SHOWER. NEED TO ESCAPE YOUR FAMILY? SHOWER.